Is it my birthday already?

I got a nice little surprise while picking up a big ol’ bottle of Beefeater gin at the neighborhood liquor store. The bottle came with a $10 mail-in rebate coupon! I feel like I’m practically being paid to drink. Now I just need to keep track of the coupon and receipt, and make sure I get it in the mail. The odds are against me.

Kayak trip, 4-20-08

Got out on the Ohio River in my kayak today for the first time since last fall. Even though the weather was a little chilly and cloudy, it felt great to be on the water. Put in at Cox Park, went downstream just a bit to meet up with some other folks, then headed upriver a few miles before turning back for home. A little over five miles in all.

Apparently, I’ve asked very little of my arms since last fall, as they were a little unprepared for the constant rowing. They’re better now after a little ibuprofen and a beer, although I’m typing this with my nose to give my arms a rest. Okay, not really, but it may come to that at work tomorrow.

Stain-free and loving it

So, I bought a new couch today (it’s time for my living room to look like an actual grown-up lives here).

As the very nice saleswoman was trying to upsell me on the extended warranty, she mentioned a few things that could leave stains… food, coffee and the like. When that didn’t work, she leaned in, under her breath, and added “bodily fluids” to the list of couch-damaging substances.

I’m never going to her place, that’s for sure… it’s all Scotchgard and semen in her living room!

Uninteresting update

Dinner tonight: salad and baked potato. And a beer. Then a nap. Nice.

R.E.M.’s newest CD: really great.

Looks like my weekend plans will include some kayaking. Good thing, too, because I haven’t done that since last fall. Here’s hoping it’s just like riding a bike…

This killed some time…

Ms. Hellion has challenged me out of blog autopilot by tagging me with a challenge of some sort.

It seems that the rules are as follows:

  1. Write your own six word memoir
  2. Post it on your blog; include a visual illustration if you’d like
  3. Link to the person that tagged you in your post, and to the original post if possible
  4. Tag at least five more blogs with links
  5. Leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to play!

Rule number one seems to be the key, along with the first part of number two. Number three seems simple enough, but I’m going to ignore rules four and five. This. Must. End.

My memoir: Mostly charmed life, but what now?

Runners up:

  • Nice try, guy. Hit reset button.
  • Catch breath; get back in there
  • It’s safer in the shallow end
  • I fucked the girl from Hanson :)
  • Dreams met reality; pissing into wind

That all sounds a little bleak, but it’s not meant that way. Far from it. I’m just at a bit of a fork in the road.

Headliners, 4/9/2008

Bobby Bare Jr = weird, but good.

Son Volt = good, without a qualifier. Although they make me wish I had cooler hair.

Long day. Work + evening meeting + show. Off to bed, so I can get to a meeting in the morning.

Where was I?

Oh yeah… blogging.

Okay, this is a little obscure, but did anyone catch the recent swearing in of New York Governor David Paterson (the nation’s first blind governor)? Turns out, the guy is kind of a stand-up comedian, working into his inauguration everything from Jewish weddings to assassination by poisoning. The guy seems sincerely warm and genuine, especially as he gives shout-outs to pretty much everyone in the room. His friendly demeanor is probably very welcome after the unfriendly approach of his predecessor. Oh, and the whores.

If you’re nerdy enough to enjoy such things, the clip is available via C-SPAN. The swearing in starts around 12:25, and the speech begins at 14:00.

…at least they didn’t put it *in* the car

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On Friday, I spent part of the day tormenting the people I work with. Unfortunately, they’re smarter and more creative than me, and this was their revenge. Note the tiny microphone on top of the podium. Click on the photo to see a larger version on my flickr account.

Yarrgh!

Yay!

  • Last night’s Breaking Bad was good stuff. How ’bout that “meth” that Walt was throwin’ around at the end?
  • How ’bout that amazing weather today? It was like the Gulf coast paid us a nice little visit.
  • My dad makes a mean crab cake.

Boo!

  • Does everyone’s car make that funny noise for the first 20 seconds or so after you turn it on? Or is it just me?
  • So, Ike Reilly’s opening for The Pogues in Chicago? Damn - even though I’ve seen each of them on their own, I should have bought tickets. Damn.

Meth is the new crack

If you aren’t watching Breaking Bad on AMC, you should think about fixing that. It’s good.